The internet this week feels like humanity collectively smoked glitter inside a Hot Topic in 2003 and decided the apocalypse should be aesthetically pleasing. Everywhere it’s UFOs, orbs, government files, and mysterious lights, with people staring at the sky like emotionally overwhelmed raccoons waiting for salvation. The energy is no longer scientific. It is fully Sailor Moon final season, and at this point, I expect … Continue reading We Don’t Want Aliens, We Want Cosmic Divas