Shut the front door, unplug your vibrators, and grab some holy water, because the pop culture gods have decided we haven’t suffered enough this week. Our forever-Idol, the Material Girl herself, has graced us with a revelation so unhinged, so violently specific, that the entire internet is currently hyperventilating. Madonna has apparently decided that since the men she’s slept with have passed away, their secrets … Continue reading The Kit Kat Heard ’Round the World: Madonna, JFK Jr., and the Trauma of Too Much Information