A chaotic, campy reflection on modern UFO obsession, comparing today’s internet panic over UAPs, Pentagon files, and mysterious lights to a glitter-soaked early-2000s pop culture fever dream. The piece blends references to Sailor Moon, ET, V: The Visitors, Roswell, Arnold Schwarzenegger sci-fi films, queer internet culture, and hyperpop aesthetics to describe humanity’s emotional fascination with aliens as escapism during unstable times. The tone is humorous, theatrical, nostalgic, and culturally self-aware, portraying society as exhausted, doomscrolling, and desperate for mystery, magic, and cosmic intervention.

We Don’t Want Aliens, We Want Cosmic Divas

The internet this week feels like humanity collectively smoked glitter inside a Hot Topic in 2003 and decided the apocalypse should be aesthetically pleasing. Everywhere it’s UFOs, orbs, government files, and mysterious lights, with people staring at the sky like emotionally overwhelmed raccoons waiting for salvation. The energy is no longer scientific. It is fully Sailor Moon final season, and at this point, I expect … Continue reading We Don’t Want Aliens, We Want Cosmic Divas