A luxurious dimly lit penthouse filled with fashion elites lounging on cream velvet sofas, champagne glasses on marble tables, while dramatic headlines about scandals, billionaires, and fashion icons glow on phones in the background.

FASHION WEEK? NO DARLING.THIS IS SUCCESSION IN BALENCIAGA.

Somewhere in Milan, a very expensive candle is burning while a publicist is having a nervous breakdown in whisper-tone Italian. The fashion elite are pretending to “disconnect for mental health,” but are actually refreshing news alerts every six seconds like cocaine-era stockbrokers. And honestly?The luxury world has not looked this spiritually corrupted since Studio 54 discovered ketamine. I imagine myself deep inside a ridiculous cream-colored … Continue reading FASHION WEEK? NO DARLING.THIS IS SUCCESSION IN BALENCIAGA.