At this point, Madonna doesn’t have a life story—she has a cinematic budget warning label and a parental advisory sticker for sheer, unadulterated cunt. The long-rumoured, self-written biopic about the Queen of Safe Sex and Heavy Petting has reportedly been dropped. Universal allegedly looked at the finances, gasped in straight panic, and collectively decided that her existence is simply “too expensive to reproduce in physical reality.” … Continue reading Madonna, Serbia, and the Great Biopic That Couldn’t Afford Her Aura