Okay, fashion fam, let’s talk about the elephant—no, the stiletto—in the room. The Devil Wears Prada 2 trailer dropped and we’ve been collectively spiraling over the very first scene. You know the one: Miranda Priestly storming through the Runway corridors, serving her signature “move-or-be-fired” energy… while wearing Valentino Rockstuds.
Yes. Rockstuds.
And the Internet said: “Excuse me???”
Now, you might be thinking: “What’s the big deal? They’re iconic!”
And you’re right—they are iconic. But according to a very loud portion of stylist TikTok and haute-fashion Reddit, the Rockstud era is, well… more vintage than vogue at this point. The original design by then–co-creative directors Maria Grazia Chiuri and Pierpaolo Piccioli first hit the runway back in 2010. So yeah, it’s not exactly the shoe that screams 2026 couture supremacy.
But here’s the thing—there is no way that the costume department for a movie this fashion-heavy just said “Oopsie, wrong shoe.” Especially not in the opening shot. That would be like serving Starbucks cups in Game of Thrones—oh wait…
So what’s going on? Fashion sleuths have landed on two main theories:
✨ Theory 1: Miranda Is Stuck in the Past
Maybe the Rockstuds are a character clue. A subtle nod that Miranda—queen of sharpened glances and scathing one-liners—is clinging to the glory days while the fashion world spins into a new era. Symbolism via shoe? Totally something this franchise would do.
✨ Theory 2: The Movie Isn’t Set in 2026 at All
Some fans think the timeline is shifted, just like in the original book. Instead of being present day, the sequel might actually take place around 2015–2016. And guess what was everywhere around then? Yup. Rockstuds. Suddenly the shoe choice becomes a period-accurate fashion artifact.
But honestly? I have my own theory—and it’s chaotic enough to be fun.
✨ My Theory: Miranda Has Become a Sustainable Fashion Queen
Picture it: Miranda Priestly, guardian of the haute couture archives, now fully invested in rewearing and restoring her legendary wardrobe. A queen of circular fashion. A style icon who shops… her own closet.
Is it likely? Probably not.
Is it fabulous? Absolutely yes.
Anyway, the Internet remains confused, amused, and mildly scandalized. So tell me—what do you think is going on with the Rockstud mystery?
Spill your theories, fashion detectives. The comments are open. 💅
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